In times of crisis, what would Kim Kardashian do? #FirstWorldWhiteGirls is coming to the Melbourne Cabaret Fringe Festival, and will answer that very question.

Tiffany (Judy Hainsworth) and Kendall (Kaitlin Oliver Parker) have been delighting audiences across Australia since their sold-out debut show in 2014. They play a trust fund princess and day-drinking trophy wife from the suburbs of Brisbane, who have a mountain of first world problems. 




Forget Real Housewives, this show takes “entitled” to a whole new level. Whether it is dealing with kale shortages, un-bespoke furniture or battling FOMO, these girls will make you squirm with laughter.

“People make you feel like you should downplay first world problems,” Kendall (Kaitlan) said. “But they are totes real problems.”

“No problem is too small,” added Tiffany (Judy). “Like, this morning, my favourite breakfast place ran out smashed avocado. I was traumatised.”




It might be politically incorrect, but it’s outrageously funny.


Venue: The Butterfly Club, Carson Place, off Little Collins St, Melbourne CBD

Dates: Wednesday 15 to Sunday 19 June

Time: 7.00pm

$32 full
$28 concession
$25 groups of 6+
$25 for a festival friend or Butterfly Club pass holder





We are giving one lucky Melbourne Girl reader the chance to win two tickets to opening night on 15 June, 7pm.


To enter, tell us in the comments below “your ‘First World’ problem and who you wanna take to opening night?”


Tickets are valid for ‘15 June, 2016’ only. Prize is not transferable and cannot be taken as cash.  

Entries open until 5pm Friday 10th June, 2016. The winners will contacted via entering email and announced in the comments below.



Good Luck everyone x



Laura is a fashion and lifestyle writer, and editor based in the beautiful city of Melbourne. She has a degree in Journalism and tries not to spend all of her savings on hand bags... fail!


  • June 3, 2016

    Claire E

    Seriously, with all this rain – it’s sure to mess up my hair when I take my housemate to watch this fun show!

  • June 7, 2016


    I just had to wait literally 2 whole seconds for this webpage to load so that I could enter this comp for me and my boyfriend … Like seriously, the internet here is sooo slow

  • June 9, 2016


    Earlier tonight I wanted some banana “nice cream” using the nutribullet. It didn’t work without adding liquid, so I had to pour in some almond milk…it just turned into a smoothie 🙁 #firstworldproblems

    SO to my flatmate for letting me borrow the nutribullet! I’m sure she’s love to come to this show with me.

  • June 10, 2016


    Oh man I almost can share this because it’s so embarrassing but, when it’s that time of the month my worst first problem is that I can’t open my bar of chocolate because my hands are to greasy from the bag of chips I just ate…

  • June 10, 2016

    Gemma Sullivan

    That moment when there’s no wifi :'( #firstworldproblems

    I would love to take my sassy housemate!

  • June 13, 2016

    Emily Collie

    Big congrats to Andi who is off to Opening Night – thanks to everyone who entered.

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